Road Rage In The Rain! My first post in 23 months, and it took a CRAZY BITCH to get me to return to blogging! ;)

Hello again! As it says up in the title, it has been 23 months since I've had a blog entry. That is a very long time. I went through a home robbery right after starting this site and that experience kind of sucked the excitement of creating a blog right out of me. A lot has changed in my life since then, (including getting married), and maybe I'll get to that and other things, and make a comeback with this blog, and maybe I won't; time will tell. Anyway, an event happened today that forced me to come out of blog retirement.

Today after work, a sudden downpour occurred as I was driving home. It was pouring rain and it made the roads very slick and dangerous. As I was exiting the highway via an off-ramp, a nutjob behind me came up fast, right on my bumper and tried to pass me! I couldn't believe it! I had to speed up to get clear of the ramp just to make sure I wasn't going to crash. I was upset of course, but I figured I might as well let it go right? Better to let bygones be bygones, and I was happy I had avoided the crash. However, it wasn't over. The driver got up beside me and rolled down their window. By now my blood was pumping and my whole face was red with anger. I saw an electric window lower and to my suprise it was a lady with gray hair in her 50's! She looked like a teacher, you know the one I'm talking about; the teacher from your past that everyone hated! No way in hell I had thought an old woman would be driving so recklessly. Then this woman started to lecture me, well tried to lecture me because she didn't get very far. Several things were working against this woman at this point: #1: I had just escaped a major accident due to this woman trying to pass me with excessive speed on an off-ramp in the pouring rain on slick roads; #2: even though she was at fault, she was trying to lecture me which had enraged me; and #3 unfortunately for her I had just downed a 5-hour energy about 10 minutes before this occurred. She had only spoken about half a word when I laid into her. I screamed: "You crazy bitch!!! Trying to pass me in the pouring rain???" I may have said a few other choice words that have been censored for this blog at this point too. Well, instantly the window went up, she switched lanes, cut off another car, accelerated to 60 mph, ran a yellow light, and speed off!

I was puzzled why she had at first tried to pull up beside me and lecture me, and then had a change of heart and took off all of a sudden until I saw my face in the mirror! I was as red as a tomato and had one of those throbbing veins on the side of my forehead. I must have looked like a road-rage hall of famer! I did gain at least a little satisfaction when I saw her way up in front of me now going about 70 MHP fanatically speeding away from the area ;)

That is the end of my little adventure, and I was able to see the humor in the situation once I had calmed down. I am grateful no accident occurred, and hopefully this manic freak woman learned a lesson or two! Remember, road-rage is never a good thing because you don't know who the person in the other car is. No matter who is at fault, try to remain calm at all times (unlike my example), due to the fact that the other person could be violent or have a gun. Never let your anger get the best of you, life is way too valuable!

Anyway, it feels good to get an entry out there after 23 months. Hopefully I won't wait as long to submit my next blog update.

Until next time!

COMING SOON ON: THOUGHTS FROM THE RED COUCH

ADJUSTING TO LIFE AFTER A BREAK IN

FLEA WORLD

GOING BACK IN TIME (WITH TECHNOLOGY)

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METRO PCS VS: TWITTER & FACEBOOK

STAY TUNED :)

The Anatomy Of A Break-In

PIC 1: Goodbye PS3 :(

PIC 2: New home (hopefully temporary) of my Blog. Pic taken in 2007- I would have included a more recent photo, but my digital camera was amongst the items stolen!!!



Hi again and welcome back to my blog. The primary reason of this blog is for me to entertain, and be silly and humorous. I even had some fun stuff planned such as: Why must we eat breakfast foods for breakfast? And why does every Incredible Hulk movie suck, but that will have to wait. Unfortunately, it's time for me to get serious.

Yesterday, July 31st, I was the victim of a break-in. Yesterday was a busy day, I had a a 12 hour end of month work shift, followed by a night out with my friends from my fantasy football league in our annual rules committee meeting. By the time I arrived home it was after 1 am. If you have ever been the victim of a break-in you surely know what I am about to describe. Upon opening the door, I could just sense something was very, very wrong. Things were in disarray. My TV was rolled at an angle, blocking the center of the room. Instantly , I had this sinking sensation, and a sick feeling in my stomach.

My first reaction was to go for the high-priced items, and the things I value the most. I looked for my laptop under the blanket on my couch- GONE. I scanned my entertainment center for my PS3- gone, as well as ALL my games. My digital camera was also amongst the missing. Let me tell you, this is not an easy situation to deal with. Intense emotions overwhelmed me: Rage, depression, and most of all helplessness. There was nothing I could do.

So, I made my first ever call to 911. They connected me with the Orlando police, and as you can guess a simple home break-in is not high on the priority list of a major city. Finally, well after 2 am the police arrived. Instantly they came to the same conclusion that I did: inside job. No sign of forced entry, and the only things missing were the high priced items. So all signs pointed to my ex roommate.

What I am going to tell you next is VERY IMPORTANT. Please don't make the same mistake I made. Whenever you living situation changes, ALWAYS change your locks! You can buy a new lock with two keys at any Home Depot or Lowe's for under $10. It's easily installed with just a Phillip's head screw driver. Don't be lulled into false security by someone giving you your keys back when they move out like I was either. Assuming someone won't stoop that low is another mistake. Times are tough, people are desperate, and it's a sad but true fact that many people out there will screw you over in a second for there own personal gain. Another tip the officer told me was to save your receipts and boxes from your high tech items. Serial numbers catch more criminals then fingerprints, according to the cop.

So, I had been broken into, and I knew who did it. Unfortunately, Knowing and proving are two very different things. After going to work for my Saturday morning shift, I was told that the suspect (who had been fired from work in May), was at the office on Thursday, and told everyone he was moving out of the state! So, yes it all makes sense now. Having worked for my company previously, he knew that the last day of the month was a 12 hour shift. He broke in the my condo, took the high priced items, and yes, left the state of Florida! I have reported all of this info to the Orlando police, but I am not very optimistic of any good outcome. I will just have to learn from my mistakes, and move on.

Dealing with my emotions has been the toughest part so far. The worst part is feeling that there is nothing I can do about it. My digital camera I can probably replace. As for my PS3 it's doubtful. Its a very expensive game system at about $500. Even if I had that kind of money, it's doubtful I could justify spending it on a gaming system that I rarely use. It was nice owning it, but in the 3 years since I purchased it, my priorities in life have changed. In the next year I am planning to get married and start a family, so guess it's time to give up gaming. Who knows, maybe someday I will get a PS4. The laptop will be missed the most! Wow, come to think of it I even named my blog "Thoughts from the Red Couch" cause I was using my laptop there. I am now forced to do my blog here at my old desktop. Hopefully I will be able to replace it soon.

Next time, hopefully its back to more silliness and random observations with this blog. Until next time, please remember to change your locks and always protect your home and your belongings. Hopefully the scum that stole my stuff gets what's coming to him!

Introduction

It all started in my first apartment in Florida. I am from a small town in New Hampshire. I moved to Orlando back in 1997. Moving down south to a real city was really exciting. No more winters, no more driving for 45 minutes to watch a movie or to go to a mall! This intro is not about me however. It's about my red couch.

Back in my first apartment, as mentioned; I had a neighbor who was moving and needed help. She was also selling some items. The only item I took interest in was a incredibly comfy red couch with two parts that connected together forming an "L" shape. She wanted $75 for it, and I agreed and gave her $40 right then. After helping her move she told me to forget about the additional $35- what a deal huh?

Instantly, the couch made my apartment much more live-able. It is a dark red, crimsony shade and has two sections. The primary section features three cushions, and the smaller one has two; giving the couch a grand total of 5 cushions, and capable of occupying an entire corner of any home or apartment. It can also transform an entire main section or corner of a room, making it very useful for many things. Watching TV, taking a nap, having guests over, even sleeping- it is the pefect soloution. Have I mentioned it is extremely comfortable? Simply stated, it is the softest couch I have even seen or felt!

Not everyone has taken to my favorite couch, and I have had roommates suggest I throw it away. "Never" was always my enraged reply! Over the last twelve years a lot has changed in my life. Jobs, roommates, life experiences, you name it. Once constant has remained- my simple, comfy red couch. It has survived three apartments, and is currently with me here in my condo. No matter what is going on in my life, no matter how stressful; I have always been able to escape from life's problems and get some rest and deep thinking done here on the safe sanctuary of my one and only red couch. Here, paired with my big screen HDTV and my laptop, it has become even more of my little piece of heaven on earth!

It's also the perfect name for my blog I have always wanted to create. A little place where I can share my thoughts, and musings about this crazy world we live in. Welcome to my blog , and thanks for reading! :)